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To Hell with you, I'll delete these unstructured spewings of opinion with my cold dead skeleton hands.



"Yelling Down The Hand-sniffer's Dark Hole"
On dumb little Twitter arguments.

"Dead Babies and Meatball Hunts"
On the appeal of conspiratorial thinking. More compassionate than the title suggests.

"Straightlaced Advice for Your Bohemian Life"
An ever-growing catalog of wisdom for using boring tactics to get the most out of your very exciting and avant garde creative ideas. No, I didn't like implementing it at first either.